So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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