Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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