I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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