I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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