You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Randomize
