STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
are you so shy because you have an std?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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