Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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