with your own penis?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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