Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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