Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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