So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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