You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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