I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
