Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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