whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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