I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Someone signed my nipple.
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