It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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