we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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