is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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