How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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