Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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