So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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