bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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