I wish i was in the wii world.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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