what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
smell my finger.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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