don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think I am morally bankrupt
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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