if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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