$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
