Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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