This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
All I want is dick and wine.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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