at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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