Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
