We won't sleep together?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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