she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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