i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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