Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
my liver is dry heaving
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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