I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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