Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Randomize
