You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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