My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
