I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
tell me about the eggs
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