my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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