Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
