There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
kristin has been a bad kristin
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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