At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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