I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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