for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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