whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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