I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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