my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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