Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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