Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My feet surprised me
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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