Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
