I'm drive I can fine osifer
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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