it hurts more in the daytime
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
