Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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