just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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