you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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