fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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