We need to rekindle our bromance
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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