Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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